Posted on July 11, 2007
Posted on July 11, 2007
Oh to just be comfortable.
The days just drag by.
I just want this baby out of me!
I know why God makes the last few weeks of pregnancy so unbearable. It’s so labor doesn’t seem so bad afterall. I have a better idea though… Make the last few weeks of pregnancy be fantastic and have labor not hurt. Why didn’t God think of that scenario?
That proves that God is not female.
Between the pre-labor and all the aches and pains, I want to curl up and sleep for the next few weeks. I am so sick of being aware of “down there” like it’s a ticking time bomb, waiting to blow. Every little twinge of pain, every muscle cramp, and every sharp shooting pain sends me into the “Is it time yet?” thought process. This is agonizing.
Swimming brings temporary relief, but the trade off is a sunburn… That feels lovely on my shoulders now. Yes, I am aware there is such a thing as sunblock. No, I didn’t use any. Yes, I forgot…
It’s called “Pre-labor Brain Loss”. You tend to forget very important, common sense type things when all you can think about is going into labor.
Going into labor…
It can’t happen soon enough.
Posted on July 09, 2007
Baby’s Length: 14 to 21 in.
Baby’s Weight: 6.75 lbs.
Baby’s Size: Beach Ball
I was not planning on having to make a Week 38 post! This is a little disappointing…
Saturday was exciting. I started having mild contractions around noon time… They were about 15-16 minutes apart. I didn’t know whether it was real labor or not, but I decided going for a walk would help things along. And it did!
After going for two walks, doing dishes, cleaning my whole house, sorting the laundry, and making a fancy dinner, I was having pretty good contractions that were not comfortable and about 7-9 minutes apart.
By midnight they were only 4 minutes apart, so I decided to call my midwife. Actually Dan made me call her… I still wasn’t convinced that I was really in labor. I mean, I had dilated 1 centimeter (brining me to 3 centimeters) and the contractions were really uncomfortable and they hurt, but I knew they should hurt a lot more. So I called her and told her what was happening.
After 15 minutes on the phone, she told me I should just go to bed and see if I could sleep through the contractions.
I slept through them for the most part… They woke me up 4 or 5 times, but I fell right back to sleep each time. They had spaced out a lot.
Sunday morning, the contractions started again as soon as I woke up and were about 45 minutes apart. I had a lot of cramping and muscle tightness in my lower abdomen and back. My lower back was killing me for hours after I woke up, but got better in the afternoon when I went to my brother’s house to go swimming in his in-ground pool.
My contractions never ended up getting closer together. They just came and went as they pleased with no rhyme or reason. However, I did lose the rest of my mucous plug… Probably from the 1 centimeter of dilation the day before.
After eating dinner at my mom’s house, Dan and I drove back home and watched TV for the rest of the night.
So, as of right now, I’m dilated 3 centimeters and 90-100% effaced. I am getting really impatient. I just want this baby to come OUT!
No 7/7/07 baby… I was disappointed. At least the day was really exciting though!
As of this morning, I’m still getting contractions, though not regular. I’m pretty much just waiting for the contractions to be intense and regular or for my water to break. I’m getting really impatient… I just want this baby out of me!!
Posted on July 07, 2007
I just had Dan take a picture of my belly JUST in case I don’t get another chance…
I have been having regular contractions since about 1:00pm but I haven’t decided whether it’s real labor or not… The contractions started about 15 minutes apart and were about 60 seconds long. Now they are about 13 minutes apart and about 60 seconds long… so I don’t know. I am keeping my fingers crossed that this is it, but I don’t want to get my hopes up…
Posted on July 03, 2007
Just found this on someone’s blog:
Things to Avoid Saying to a Very Pregnant Woman
1. Are you still pregnant? Umm. Yes. And thanks for the reminder. Of course, if the answer is no, but I still LOOK pregnant, well, is that really a conversational corner you want to back yourself into?
2. You’re huge. What is it about pregnancy that seems to eliminate personal conversational boundaries? If you don’t want me to say any variation on “You’re fat,” don’t say it to me.
3. Hey, Mom. I am not your mother. I am more than my ability to gestate. In fact, I have an identity and a name that I have been using quite happily for over 30 years. How about referring to me by that.
4. Is it twins? This is basically a variation on “You’re huge” and you might be amazed how many total strangers feel free to ask it. It’s not so bad if the answer is “Yes,” but if the answer is “No,” look out.
5. How did you conceive twins? We did it twice in one night.
6. Do twins run in your family? Why not just come out and ask whether we used drugs? Do you share your medical information with everybody? Then don’t ask me to share mine.
7. What’s the gender(s)? This one comes up a lot in grocery stores for some reason. Do I know you? Why are you asking me questions about my life at all? Just bag the groceries. Of course, if I say “One of each” that inevitably brings on “Do twins run in your family” so I try to avoid answering. Note, if someone does answer “one of each,” don’t then ask: “Are they identical or fraternal?” because it makes you look like a moron.
8. Are you planning a natural birth? No, I was going for one of those artificial births.
9. Are you planning to breastfeed? Planning on asking for a taste?
10. Do NOT immitate the waddle. A woman at work did this and remains lucky to this day that I am not very fast any more.
Posted on July 03, 2007
After much research, I compiled a list of the most natural ways to induce labor just in case anyone else wants to know!
1. Enemas: this causes the bowels to contract and could cause the uterus to contract, which will open and efface the cervix.
2. Exercise: Walking, swinging in a swing and general exercise contracts the uterus.
3. Fasting and Dehydration: If pre-term labor occurs, a big percentage of the time, dehydration is the cause. This is a dangerous mode of induction and should be used with the utmost in caution.
4. Herbs: Black and Blue cohosh, borage oil, castor oil, evening primrose oil, goldenseal, mugwort, and yarrow are uterine stimulants. Evening primrose oil placed directly on the cervix will aid in dilation and effacement.
5. Intercourse: Having sex helps to induce labor because semen contains prostaglandins which helps to dilate and efface the cervix. Orgasm also causes the uterus to contract.
6. Nipple Stimulation: This causes the uterus to contract much the same way an IV Pitocin drip would. Stimulating the nipples causes the release of oxytocin which contracts the uterus. This can be done by someone sucking on the nipple much the way a baby would while nursing or by placing the nipple between the thumb and forefinger and “rolling” it for 10 to 20 minutes at a time every couple of hours.
7. Spicy food: Some people swear that it was that extra-hot enchilada from their favorite Mexican restaurant that brought them face to face with their new baby. Unfortunately, the statistics are out on this one. You could try it, but if you have a full stomach when you are in labor, you might vomit and see that enchilada again–in less-than-appetizing circumstances. Pineapple, cumin tea, and eggplant parmesan – are other methods you can try.
8. Acupuncture and Reflexology: Some acupuncture and reflexology points bring on overdue labour. It’s difficult to write about where they are but any acupuncturist or reflexologist would know. It is actually best to tailor the treatment to the individual patient.
9. Meditation: In private meditation or with someone helping you do guided visualization, go deep within and listen, asking your baby why s/he has not yet decided to go through the birth process. It is the baby who initiates labor. Unlimited answers are possible and might include: fear of the birth process (yours or the baby’s); aversion to one or more participants or location planned for the birth; or your feelings of lack of readiness for parenthood. (It may seem as if the answer is coming from your imagination, but your imagination is an important part of your mind.) Then listen for any possible solutions that may be offered.
10. Accupressure: Accupressure may be helpful in inducing labor. Some pressure points you can try are the roof of your mouth, the webbing of your fingers between your pointer finger and thumb, and above the ankle about four fingerspaces above is a pressure point.
11. Stripping the membranes: This can only be done by a health care provider. Your doctor or midwife will seperate the bag of waters from your cervix and this is thought to help encourage labor to start.
12. Raspberry Leaf Tea: Raspberry leaf tea is not actually known for it’s labor inducing properties, but it is believed to be helpful in toning the uterus and helping with labor.
13. Cinnamon stick tea: Take cinnamon sticks and boil them into a tea and drink. It actually tastes good so even if it doesn’t bring on labor it may help you to relax.
14. Evening primrose oil: Evening primrose oil comes in small capsules similar to vitamin E. It is believed to help soften and ripen the cervix.
15. Glass of wine: although there is no evidence that wine stimulates contractions, it can help an anxious mom relax. Bear in mind that any alcohol affects your baby and can be dehydrating. Be sure to take only one glass with dinner and check with your provider before considering this way to start labor.
Posted on July 02, 2007
Baby’s Length: 14 to 21 in.
Baby’s Weight: 6.5 lbs.
Baby’s Size: Basketball
“This is my sister Sarah… and no, she’s not smuggling a basketball under her shirt!” is how my brother has been introducing me to his friends lately. How flattering, eh? lol
It’s a little hard to believe that I’m already 37 weeks along… Then on the other hand I keep saying, “When will this be OVER?!?!” I am so tired of being pregnant. It has lost all of it’s novelty. Did I mention that last week? I just can’t stand being this uncomfortable any longer. I have a real big problem with not being able to escape my own misery…
If God were a woman, things wouldn’t be like this, I’m sure!!!!!!!!
Friday night, I thought I went into labor, but when the contractions didn’t get closer together, I just went to bed. When I woke up, they were gone. I was a little disappointed.
According to my midwife, (AND ME!) I am going to go very soon… It’s just taking too long to get there! I’m taking long walks every day, having tons of sex, eating spicy food, and going for bumpy car rides. What more can I do to get this child to come out?!
One of the midwife’s in training said to me last week, “Oh it’s great to go the full 40 weeks with the baby because then they have all the little fat rolls on their legs and arms and they are so much cuter!”
Say what? Is she kidding me?
Now if she had said something about the last few weeks being important for lung function or this immune system, or something important I would be ok with that. But FAT ROLLS?! She wants me to be uncomfortable and miserable for 3 more weeks for FAT ROLLS??!!??!! I think not.
At the risk of sounding like an inexperienced newbie, I must express that I can’t tolerate being pregnant any longer and I will do just about anything to pop this baby out of me this week!!!
Any suggestions on how to accomplish that???